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A Ranking of Companies That Have My Email And Their Ability to Monitor the COVID-19 Situation

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For WMTV's Ramble On May issue, I designed and lead the whole publication, while also writing a piece about COVID-19. The story in original format can be found here.


Full disclosure: I’m that person who never opens most emails. On my phone right now, I have 112,230 unread emails because I’m incredibly chaotic. If that fills you with anxiety, no worries because I opened up 9 new emails from companies monitoring the COVID-19 situation back in March, and I analyzed them just for you! What follows is the definitive ranking of the COVID-19 monitoring emails I received starting from worst to best.


9) A Message from PayPal’s President and CEO, Dan Schulman

Author: PayPal

Release Date: March 24, 2020

Word Count: 950 words

Uh oh. Someone thinks he’s Henry James. 950 words? This is less of a toe dip into a pool of reassurances and more like someone’s yanking your foot and you underwater. First of all, points off for “unprecedented.” Yeah, we get it. The term feels overused, and I’m not afraid to say it, since we are PayPals after all. This feels less like a piece of transcending prose and more like… an email.


1/5 PayPal Credit Cards


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