For The Haven on Medium, I wrote a political humor piece that was published under the Medium Partner Program, as well as made the accompanying graphic.
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Don’t let textbooks or facts stop you from talking about our nation’s history. Donald Trump educates you on what your history teacher won’t tell you, like how to explain that pesky 1917 WWII-ending pandemic, how the War of 1812 was really in the 1940s, and how FDR could walk but was just lazy.
Lesson Time: ??? He’s still going.
Preview:
People are always surprised that I understand stuff; after all, the #1 thing I always say is that if I hadn’t run for president, I would be a science researcher. I just have a natural ability. But #2 is that if I hadn’t run for president and hadn’t been a science researcher, I would have been a historian.
Let me breakdown a couple of key moments in history for you in no discernible order, since history is less of a chronological way to understand past events but more of a concept:
Medicine:
Near the start of this pandemic, a buddy of mine, Dr. Phil, was called out by the fake news media for agreeing that we shouldn’t be closing down the whole economy just for this pandemic. They started saying things like he’s ‘not a real doctor’ and he’s ‘not a licensed psychologist.’ But the guy is a hero. Him and another doctor (Dr. Pepper, I believe) literally discovered penicillin. If they’re saying all of this about Dr. Phil, it makes a guy think — what are they saying about me?
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