For Everything But...'s November/December 2020 issue, I designed and lead the whole publication, while also writing a satire piece. The story in original format can be found here.
Dear High School Student,
I know many of you have wondered if we are still holding the SATs this year, due to COVID-19, but we’ve arrived at the decision that schools can’t admit students solely based on their crew involvement and their famous Full House parent.
On that note, we have decided to revise our typical SAT format to a more common sense-based approach since you nasties can’t seem to figure out how to social distance during a pandemic, and you’re just as likely to spread the virus as adults.
Plus, we are trying to stop teen ‘Coronavirus party’ instigators from being admitted into American universities attempting to function with little to no preparation but a need for that sweet, sweet tuition money. Premiering in December 2020, the SAT: Survival of the Fittest Edition will feature specially designed reading, writing and language, and math sections. In each of these sections, expect to see questions like these:
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