For Humor Darling on Medium, I wrote a political humor piece that was published under the Medium Partner Program, as well as made the accompanying graphic.
Graduates, build a wall between you and your fears (Maybe Mexico will pay for it.)
First of all, congratulations on what would be your 2020 Trump University graduation! I’m sure you’ve heard the rumors from the lamestream media — that we closed Trump University because of the lawsuits, the investigations, the way that we marketed the ‘school’ as offering graduate, post-graduate, and doctorate programs in real estate education but it had no real ability to confer degrees, blah blah blah. NOT TRUE. In reality, we were the FIRST school to close due to COVID-19. And of course, I got criticized for this decision to close the school 10 years before the global health crisis because unprofessional reporters said “2010 is too early to close for a pandemic no one knows about” and “this is all a cover-up” and “suspicious this statement is coming outnow.” But, of course, schools like Stanford and Northwestern followed suit; I just did it first and the media won’t cover that.
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