For Dog Street Journal's November issue, I created a personality quiz that informed students on what drink they would be from our local coffee shop at Swem Library.
1. What is your favorite Thanksgiving side?
A. Cranberry sauce
B. I’m just holding out for pumpkin pie
C. Bread rolls - untoasted, unbuttered, unsliced, as it was intended
D. Sweet potato casserole
E. Justice
2. What is your favorite fall activity?
A. Taking pictures with all the pretty leaves!
B. Apple picking
C. Wearing a turtleneck
D. Going to a pumpkin patch
E. Remembering that, just like us, the leaves are always dying
3. Pick an artist you have to add to your fall playlist:
A. Lady Gaga
B. Panic! at the Disco
C. White noise
D. Taylor Swift
E. 10 minutes of Owen Wilson saying “wow”
4. What’s your dream job?
A. Influencer
B. Writer
C. Doctor
D. Something in business
E. I’ve always wanted to flip signs that say “Everything Must Go” because it speaks to the
very core and essence of human existence
5. What is your favorite creature on campus?
A. Lyra, the President’s cat
B. Dogs
C. Squirrels
D. The Griffin
E. Society is a zoo and we are its animals
6. What is your favorite thing to read?
A. Magazines
B. My horoscope
C. Memoirs
D. A New York Times best-selling novel
E. Any and all manifestos
7. Choose a superpower:
A. Shapeshifting
B. Invisibility
C. Teleportation
D. Flying
E. No line at package pickup
If you got all A’s:
You are an Aromaccino! You are a coffee smoothie with caramel, whipped cream, and a sweet personality to match! Just being around you makes the bitterness of the world fade away. No matter what the situation is, we can guarantee you are the most glamorous of any friend group.
If you got all B’s:
You are Hot “Apple Pie”! Move over, apple cider, because we have a fancy new sheriff in town. You are artsy, chill, and all about that fall weather. Everyone is excited when they finally see you and your presence is akin to a warm hug.
If you got all C’s:
You are black coffee! You are no frill. You are just here to fill up your cup and get out. As seen by everyone around you, you are hardworking, ambitious, and honest with yourself and those around you. With your coffee punch card in hand, you are ready to take on the world.
If you got all D’s:
You are Spiced Chai! You swear you’re not basic; you just don’t like coffee. The fact that you like things like music by Adele, stationary, and detailed dorm decor just means you know what you like. You are a great conversationalist and are able to spice up any party you enter.
If you got all E’s:
You are the Drink of the Week! You’re witty, outspoken, and very much your own person.
Always changing, never constant, we can’t exactly get a sense of what your deal is. All we know is we like it!
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