For Dog Street Journal's December "DoGcember" issue, I wrote and designed a quiz on what W&M dog you are. Take the quiz here.
1. Pick a sound:
A. The sound of human hearts bursting at my cuteness
B. “Ah. And how do you feel about that?”
C. Woof!
D. Meow!
E. Squawk/Roar - I mean… woof
2. What’s your favorite winter activity?
A. Playing in the snow
B. Spending quality time with family
C. Ice skating
D. Receiving new Chanel bags for Christmas
E. Yule Log - woof
3. How do you greet people?
A. I wag my tail
B. With professional courtesy
C. I lick them all over to show that I love them
D. I let them take pictures of me for Instagram
E. “Hi. How would you like to learn about the Tribe?” Woof
4. What food/drink are you eyeing?
A. Meat
B. A nice cup of tea to contemplate life’s mysteries over
C. Any food my human does not want me to have
D. Caviar
E. Any food from any of our 10+ dining options Dog food
5. What would the name of your memoir be?
A. “Fluffy Days”
B. “Tips for Studying Your Soul”
C. “Squirrel!”
D. Self-Titled
E. “A Monumental Occasion” Me: The Dog
6. How would your friends describe you?
A. Pretty
B. Good listener
C. Fun
D. A Queen
E. Hybrid A normal, everyday dog
7. What would you like to be gifted?
A. An adventure into the great outdoors!
B. A scented candle
C. A new toy
D. Anything designer
E. The students at W&M are gifted enough for me [Generic Dog Thing]
8. Choose a celebrity:
A. Dolly Parton
B. Dr. Phil
C. Clyde (the dog from Marley & Me) (a sad movie)
D. My mother
E. Glenn Close’s dog
9. What shoe would you gnaw on?
A. Sneakers
B. I gnaw on life’s greatest introspective mysteries
C. Flip flops
D. Slippers
E. Lord Botetourt’s foot that students are supposed to rub for good luck Shoes
If you got mostly A’s:
You are Momo! You’re one of the cutest celebrity dogs on campus. With white fluffy fur, you rule these (DoG) streets, and you know it. You’re a huge people person/dog and you’re the pinnacle of popularity. You love the outdoors, any other animals you can find, and most of all: being petted.
If you got mostly B’s:
You are Stella! You’re the Wellness Center’s trained therapy dog. Obviously, you’re super smart and probably have a degree from like Ruff-gers or Van-Purr-bilt. After a brief stunt in anthro-paw-logy and lab [retriever] sciences, you excelled in psychology, and you have a great sense of self and understanding of the world around you. You are a great listener and you put everyone at ease.
If you got mostly C’s:
You are a Corgi from the famed Corgi Lady on campus. You are energetic and a good dog!!! You love - SQUIRREL - playing around with your friends, and having a good time. You’re the life of the party, and I can - SQUIRREL - see why. You are a Paw-some addition to any social event.
If you got mostly D’s:
You are Lyra, President Rowe’s cat. You don’t abide by rules and love to chill on any and all designer purses. You don’t need people to tell you that you’re a star; you already know. You’re a big name on campus, and you can’t help how fabulous you are.
If you got mostly E’s:
You are the Griffin dressed up like a dog to maintain any kind of relevance. Don’t try to fit into the crowd when you were born to represent the College of William & Mary. Go forward and make some good tribe choices!
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