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Why Mommy Has Been Cursing At The Evening News: An Explanation By Schoolhouse Rock!

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For Humor Darling on Medium, I wrote a political humor piece that was published under the Medium Partner Program, as well as made the accompanying graphic.

Dear Parents of America,


We get it: You can’t even build up the courage to tell your kids that Santa isn’t real; how are you going to explain to little Betty and Bobby that the core institutions they have been taught to accept are corrupt? Well, from the makers of “Conjunction Junction: What’s ANYONE’s Function?,” “Do the Twist and Don’t Be a Racist,” and “6 Feet Away, Grandma’s Okay,” Schoolhouse Rock! has your back to explain all things 2020. Things have definitely changed since 1998 and we’re back with a new VHS recording (hopefully you still have that old VHS player; it’s our medium of choice!) and a set of lyrics so that your little Antifa child can sing along!


Happy family friendly activism,

The Schoolhouse Rock! Team


“Presidential Minute (UPDATED)”


It has been four long years

(But it feels like eight)

Mommy’s been drinking lots of beer

And Daddy moved out of the States!


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