OH YEAH I did just Kool-Aid man myself through that 4th wall.
To catch everyone up, I'm probably missing something (aka nothing because who is doing something right now. If you're doing something, don't tell me because my self-esteem is already low.)
1) My sister forgot her cacti here so I started sending her proof of life photos.
2) Amy Coney Barrett was announced for the Supreme Court so I snap-photoshopped my friends:
3) Rewatched a fair amount of Suite Life of Zack and Cody and was very confused by this hairstyle that is just multiple low ponytails with blue ribbons
4) Angry emailed Marco Rubio
5) RSVP'd for a Trump rally as "Agatha Aggerson." Didn't go and then angry responded to every text.
6) Started a new job.
7) Badly drew a Purell bottle
8) Threw out my hands.
9) Worked a virtual late-night comedy show. Was confused by the confidence of this person who made their picture various sandwiches:
10) Bought temporary tattoos for my friend. Was not impressed by these graphics:
11) Gave up on Suite Life. Started Once Upon a Time again.
12) Got a new therapist. Obviously.
13) My good friend suggested My Dad Wrote a Porno to me. Started listening and suggested it to everyone. No one listened to it.
14) Threw out wrist again
15) Voted early in-person. Waited over an hour, didn't get a sticker. Then, I got a flu shot and realized I had outdone my entire March - September.
16) Found out Chris Evans has tattoos
17) Convinced my dad it would be funny if he rapped the entire absentee ballot as if he was in Hamilton.
18) Started a second job.
19) Skin started getting better.
20) Skin got worse.
21) Was proud of myself because I ordered a birthday present super in advance. I bought my dad a piano music book.
22) Threw wrist out
23) Found this sticker:
24) Dad's piano broke the week of his birthday. Gave him the present with an "oops"
25) Celebrated my birthday. Hated that I'm older. I'm already at that point where I don't want to age. Wondered if I was really in my 60s.
26) Launched a late-night series that no one watches with my production group, Morton 3rd Floor.
27) Made a Morton 3rd Floor LinkedIn for legitimacy.
28) Found out Morton is a confederate sympathizer.
29) Threw wrist out
30) Realized you shouldn't work with friends:
31) Almost was roped into a scam/pyramid scheme? AGAIN? Almost didn't get out of it because I'm so gosh darn polite
32) Threw my BACK out. Tricked you there. Couldn't wear clothes for 2 weeks, relied on Snuggie almost exclusively.
33) Realized I'm a national award-winning designer who now doesn't make a living but puts dicks on states as a job
34) Got a new piano and can't use it because... you guessed it! Threw my wrist out!!
35) Got food poisoning on Halloween
36) Watched Steve Kornacki and felt happy for a second
37) Finished OUAT and cried for a week.
38) A new toilet was installed.
39) Got really into Naked drinks.
40) Biden won and I danced in a blue bath towel
41) Stared into Colin O'Donoghue's eyes to forget about the impending coup
42) Redid my resume
43) Threw my wrist out
44) Started watching 'Hotel Hell,' the only show YouTube copyright doesn't give a shit about enough to take full episodes off the site.
45) Wondered if anything mattered
46) Worked a virtual comedy show. Got one (1) friend to go
47) Decided on what MFAs I wanted to submit to
48) Procrastinated my NaNoWriMo project
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