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President Trump To Trump University Would-Be Class Of 2020: “Be Bestest”
For Humor Darling on Medium, I wrote a political humor piece that was published under the Medium Partner Program, as well as made the...
What To Do If You Start Catching Feelings During A Spam Phone Call
For Slackjaw Humor on Medium, I wrote an evergreen piece that was published and specially curated by Medium editors for humor readers....
A Ranking of Companies That Have My Email And Their Ability to Monitor the COVID-19 Situation
What follows is the definitive ranking of the COVID-19 monitoring emails I received starting from worst to best.
Okay I Think I Can Officially Say That School Is Nothing Like It's Portrayed in Media
I think we’re at the point where I can officially say that school is nothing like it is portrayed in the media.
Black History Spotswood Resource
In light of Black Lives Matter, I researched and created a black history resource for the W&M Spotswood Society that can be used to tell...
Phi Beta Kappa Alpha Chapter
On May 2, 2020, I was officially virtually inducted into Phi Beta Kappa, Alpha Chapter at William & Mary, which is the oldest chapter of...
The C Word: Coronavirus (Take ∞ +3) and Aliens
This is the sixth episode of my new 'late night' comedy news headline show for the William & Mary Television Club. For the show, we...
Accepted for Honors in Creative Writing/English
On May 1st, 2020, I was accepted to graduate with honors for an honors thesis in the Creative Writing/English program. My project is...
I Did the Math: It Is Not Cheaper by the Dozen
Twentieth Century Fox is lying to you.
The C Word: Coronavirus (Take ∞ +2) and RBG Karaoke
This is the fifth episode of my new 'late night' comedy news headline show for the William & Mary Television Club. For the show, we...
Third Place Howard Scammon Prize for Drama
Awarded third place in the 2020 William & Mary Literary Awards in the Drama/Screenwriting category for a television pilot, titled...
Third Place Tiberius Gracchus Jones Prize for Nonfiction
Awarded third place in the 2020 William & Mary Literary Awards in the Nonfiction category for a memoir piece, titled "Materials." I was...
The C Word: Coronavirus (Take ∞ +1) and Dolly Parton
This is the fourth episode of my new 'late night' comedy news headline show for the William & Mary Television Club. For the show, we...
The Luck of the Irish Did Not Age Well
For WMTV's Ramble On March issue, I wrote a piece about Disney Channel's The Luck of the Irish. The story in original format can be found...
A March Isolation Timeline (Starting at Spring Break and Loosely Based on Reality for Legal Reasons)
For WMTV's Ramble On March issue, I wrote a piece about living at the time of the coronavirus pandemic. The story in original format can...
The C Word: Coronavirus (Take ∞) and Joe Exotic
This is the third episode of my new 'late night' comedy news headline show for the William & Mary Television Club. For the show, we...
Coronavirus Diaries: Worst Senior Year Ever!
I pitched a piece to Slate about my experience with the coronavirus pandemic from the point of view of a college senior. I got to work...
Sir Christopher Wren Building Virtual Tour
Amid the coronavirus pandemic, I took the initiative to start a virtual tour of the Sir Christopher Wren Building on the William & Mary...
The C Word: Coronavirus (Take 2) and Cereal Killers
Started a brand new 'late night' comedy headline show for the William & Mary Television Club. For the show, we created our own writer's...
The C Word Episode 1: Coronavirus and Gay Snakes
Started a brand new 'late night' comedy headline show for the William & Mary Television Club. For the show, we created our own writer's room
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