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"It's Your Favorite Characters As You Know Them But This Time They Can Sing"
TV actors aren’t all singers, but that’s not going to stop them from belting out those untrained pipes.
The Catch-Up: Christmas Lights and Space Force
This is the seventh episode and the holiday special of my 'late night' comedy news headline show, The Catch-Up. For the show, we created...
The Assassination of Santa Claus: International Crime Story
While the film does have puppets, flying reindeer, and a fuck ton of hot cocoa; it also features capital M: Murder.
It's 2020. Can We Stop Ripping Necklaces Off of People in Media?
I’m wondering why I’m constantly seeing a trope in movies and television in which characters physically rip a necklace off.
Please Stop Fucking During a Pandemic: A Note from the College Board
Premiering in December 2020, the SAT: Survival of the Fittest Edition will feature specially designed reading, writing and language
The Catch-Up: Pot Brownies and John Mulaney
This is the sixth episode of my 'late night' comedy news headline show, The Catch-Up. For the show, we created our own writer's room. In...
The Catch-Up: 2020 Election and Lori Loughlin
This is the fourth episode of my 'late night' comedy news headline show, The Catch-Up. For the show, we created our own writer's room. In...
A Tornado Tore Up My Dreams
For Everything But...'s October 2020 issue, I designed and lead the whole publication, while also writing a personal essay. The story in...
The Complexities of the "Monster Mash"
For Everything But...'s October 2020 issue, I designed and lead the whole publication, while also writing a piece about "Monster Mash"....
The Catch-Up: Baja Blast and Matthew McConaughey (Ft. Gil Osofsky)
This is the second episode of my new 'late night' comedy news headline show, The Catch-Up. For the show, we created our own writer's...
Trailer | The Catch-Up
Started a brand new 'late night' comedy headline show, called 'The Catch-Up.'
Meet Your U.S. History Masterclass Instructor: President Trump
Don’t let textbooks or facts stop you from talking about our nation’s history.
President Trump To Trump University Would-Be Class Of 2020: “Be Bestest”
For Humor Darling on Medium, I wrote a political humor piece that was published under the Medium Partner Program, as well as made the...
What To Do If You Start Catching Feelings During A Spam Phone Call
For Slackjaw Humor on Medium, I wrote an evergreen piece that was published and specially curated by Medium editors for humor readers....
A Ranking of Companies That Have My Email And Their Ability to Monitor the COVID-19 Situation
What follows is the definitive ranking of the COVID-19 monitoring emails I received starting from worst to best.
Okay I Think I Can Officially Say That School Is Nothing Like It's Portrayed in Media
I think we’re at the point where I can officially say that school is nothing like it is portrayed in the media.
The C Word: Coronavirus (Take ∞ +3) and Aliens
This is the sixth episode of my new 'late night' comedy news headline show for the William & Mary Television Club. For the show, we...
Accepted for Honors in Creative Writing/English
On May 1st, 2020, I was accepted to graduate with honors for an honors thesis in the Creative Writing/English program. My project is...
I Did the Math: It Is Not Cheaper by the Dozen
Twentieth Century Fox is lying to you.
The C Word: Coronavirus (Take ∞ +2) and RBG Karaoke
This is the fifth episode of my new 'late night' comedy news headline show for the William & Mary Television Club. For the show, we...
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